A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 21, 2019
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 20, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on October 9, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 30, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Hamida (Guest) on September 30, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on September 14, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 9, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 5, 2019
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Zuhura (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on August 27, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Josephine (Guest) on August 20, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Rubea (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 12, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Latifa (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Neema (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on July 19, 2019
๐ Iโm dying!
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 16, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2019
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Umi (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kazija (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 13, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on June 7, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 6, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 22, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mzee (Guest) on April 25, 2019
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 14, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 11, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 9, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Muslima (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Salum (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on February 27, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 3, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 1, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 31, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Kazija (Guest) on January 28, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Makame (Guest) on January 27, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐