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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Warda
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Amir
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 11, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Farida
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 31, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Rahim
Guest
May 12, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 7, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zulekha
Guest
May 5, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Makame
Guest
May 3, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Husna
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Binti
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 7, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
