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Chiku
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Dec 27, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Issack
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Dec 23, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Dec 17, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Leila
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Dec 6, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Farida
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwanajuma
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Dec 3, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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James Mduma
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Nov 30, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Lucy Kimotho
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Nov 28, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Stephen Mushi
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Oct 16, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Jafari
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Oct 3, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Edith Cherotich
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Sep 29, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Anna Malela
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Sep 19, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Sep 18, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Wilson Ombati
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Sep 14, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Michael Mboya
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Aug 26, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Ramadhan
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Aug 22, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Amir
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Jane Malecela
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Jul 29, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Abdullah
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Jul 24, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Stephen Malecela
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Jul 9, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jul 9, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jun 28, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Patrick Akech
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Jun 24, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 21, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Joyce Aoko
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Jun 6, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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May 25, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Sharon Kibiru
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May 23, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Josephine Nekesa
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May 22, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Sultan
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May 18, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Hellen Nduta
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Apr 29, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Linda Karimi
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Apr 18, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Hamida
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Apr 16, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Irene Makena
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Apr 16, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mwanahawa
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Apr 13, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Amir
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Apr 13, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Janet Mwikali
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Apr 11, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Maida
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Khamis
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Apr 4, 2019
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Henry Sokoine
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Apr 1, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Salum
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Mar 28, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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John Malisa
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Mar 27, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Bakari
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Mar 18, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ruth Mtangi
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Feb 26, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Sarafina
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Feb 20, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Feb 15, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Stephen Mushi
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Feb 14, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Monica Lissu
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Feb 11, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
