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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 9, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 23, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Wande
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
😄 What a joke!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 29, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 16, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 4, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Issack
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 24, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 17, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Raha
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 15, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 3, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Majid
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
