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Paul Kamau
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Nov 26, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Shani
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Omari
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 20, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 6, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Leila
Guest
May 3, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 19, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 9, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Asha
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Issack
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
😂 So funny!
