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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Azima
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 1, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 14, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 17, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Leila
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
