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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 6, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Juma
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Wande
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Rukia
Guest
May 26, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 19, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Neema
Guest
May 18, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 14, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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James Mduma
Guest
May 7, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 2, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 1, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Neema
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Raha
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
