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Leila
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Mar 1, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nchi
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Feb 23, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 23, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Leila
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 7, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 9, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 31, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 31, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 18, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Halimah
Guest
May 14, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 10, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Omar
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Shani
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
