Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 14, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 10, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 10, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 9, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 9, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 17, 2020
😆 That punchline!
Makame (Guest) on September 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 12, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Ali (Guest) on August 5, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 28, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Jabir (Guest) on July 1, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 17, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Hashim (Guest) on June 15, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Shamsa (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Zubeida (Guest) on June 4, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 3, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 20, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Shukuru (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 10, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
John Kamande (Guest) on May 6, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 3, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 23, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Hashim (Guest) on April 14, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 13, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Binti (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 17, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Issack (Guest) on March 6, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Athumani (Guest) on February 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 28, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 22, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 19, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Zulekha (Guest) on February 16, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Zakaria (Guest) on February 15, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Mzee (Guest) on February 9, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Nassar (Guest) on February 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Biashara (Guest) on February 6, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 1, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Mariam (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Nasra (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 12, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 10, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mariam (Guest) on January 5, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Rahma (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 10, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Yusuf (Guest) on December 9, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Tabu (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 18, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!