Short Answer: ๐ Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! ๐ป
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on December 22, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Nassar (Guest) on December 21, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 29, 2020
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 27, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 24, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 19, 2020
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Kahina (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Nassor (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 25, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 14, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 4, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2020
๐ Sharing right away!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 28, 2020
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Amina (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 22, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Kheri (Guest) on August 17, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Zainab (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Chum (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Zakia (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
John Mushi (Guest) on June 11, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 6, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Fikiri (Guest) on May 29, 2020
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on May 16, 2020
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Jabir (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 2, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 2, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 28, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Maida (Guest) on April 22, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Zakaria (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Nahida (Guest) on April 15, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Sarafina (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Maida (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on March 18, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Shukuru (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
James Kimani (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 4, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Jabir (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 21, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 21, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 21, 2020
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 19, 2020
๐ This made my day!
Chiku (Guest) on January 18, 2020
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 29, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก