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Joseph Njoroge
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Dec 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Azima
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Amina
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
May 29, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 21, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 20, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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George Mallya
Guest
May 16, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 15, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Jabir
Guest
May 10, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 2, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 2, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Maida
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Maida
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 14, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 4, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
