Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Hashim (Guest) on February 27, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 17, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on February 15, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Amir (Guest) on February 12, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 31, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Sumaya (Guest) on January 30, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 23, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on January 4, 2021
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Athumani (Guest) on January 1, 2021
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 31, 2020
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on October 31, 2020
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Sofia (Guest) on October 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Mazrui (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Shani (Guest) on September 27, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 5, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Maulid (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Biashara (Guest) on August 11, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 28, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Kazija (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on July 15, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 5, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Rabia (Guest) on June 27, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 26, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on May 18, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 16, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on May 5, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Yahya (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2020
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 1, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 19, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 8, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mustafa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Asha (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2020
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Arifa (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐