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Joseph Kawawa
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Aug 21, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Aug 11, 2020
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 28, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Arifa
Guest
May 5, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 3, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 5, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Salma
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Shani
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Raha
Guest
Dec 31, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Leila
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Farida
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
