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Husna
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Oct 6, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Alex Nakitare
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Oct 2, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Ndoto
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Sep 30, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Chum
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Sep 28, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Peter Otieno
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Sep 27, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 17, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Hekima
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Sep 5, 2020
😁 This made my day!
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George Wanjala
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Sep 4, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 31, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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David Ochieng
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Aug 25, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Asha
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Aug 21, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Omari
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Aug 8, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Patrick Akech
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Jul 29, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Biashara
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Jul 25, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mjaka
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Jul 20, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Maneno
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 15, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Halima
Guest
May 30, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Nassor
Guest
May 18, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Anna Kibwana
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May 16, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Selemani
Guest
May 13, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Jamal
Guest
May 13, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 13, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 8, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 1, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mwanais
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Thomas Mtaki
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Apr 7, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Benjamin Masanja
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Apr 7, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Zawadi
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Mar 29, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Mar 18, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Nassar
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Mar 17, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Zulekha
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Mar 2, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Halima
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Janet Mbithe
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Feb 12, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Ramadhan
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Feb 11, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Esther Nyambura
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Feb 8, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Henry Mollel
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Jan 22, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Catherine Naliaka
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Jan 21, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khalifa
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Jan 21, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Leila
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Jan 9, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Shani
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Dec 26, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Anna Malela
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Dec 22, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Bakari
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Dec 18, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
