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Monica Lissu
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Jan 13, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Azima
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Masika
Guest
Oct 30, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 20, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Salma
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 20, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Amani
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 25, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 23, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 19, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 17, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Fikiri
Guest
May 10, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 10, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Warda
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Salima
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Salima
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
