Short Answer: "Leaf me alone, I'm just trying to have a fruitful day! ๐๐"
Explanation: The apple tree, being a tree with a sense of humor, playfully asks the farmer to leave it alone, as it wants to enjoy a day filled with producing delicious fruits. The use of the pun "leaf me alone" adds a comedic twist, as it sounds similar to the phrase "leave me alone." The emoji of an apple and a laughing face further emphasizes the lighthearted and cheerful tone.
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on January 11, 2021
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Bahati (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Bakari (Guest) on December 17, 2020
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 17, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Nassor (Guest) on December 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 4, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 15, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 8, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 31, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on October 30, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 29, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 24, 2020
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Ahmed (Guest) on October 12, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Fadhila (Guest) on September 14, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Mwanais (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 15, 2020
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2020
๐ You got me good!
Salma (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Umi (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 3, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 20, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Amani (Guest) on June 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 17, 2020
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 4, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Warda (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 2, 2020
๐ So funny!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 2, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 26, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Salima (Guest) on March 22, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Zulekha (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 12, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on February 11, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Ahmed (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Jabir (Guest) on January 21, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on January 21, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 30, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 6, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐