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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 3, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Amir
Guest
May 24, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 9, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 9, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Neema
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Salima
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Binti
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 24, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Leila
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 2, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Makame
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Victor Malima
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 13, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Salum
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
