Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! ๐งโ๏ธ
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! ๐๐ฆโ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 3, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 17, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 7, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Fikiri (Guest) on August 7, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Josephine (Guest) on July 29, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 18, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 13, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 11, 2021
๐ This one really got me!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 4, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on June 28, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 5, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Amir (Guest) on May 24, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 9, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 9, 2021
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 27, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 25, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 25, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on April 22, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 20, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mchawi (Guest) on April 17, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 29, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mgeni (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Neema (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Salima (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on March 14, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Rabia (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 24, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
John Malisa (Guest) on February 11, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Leila (Guest) on February 4, 2021
๐ This is too funny!
George Mallya (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 28, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 19, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Rubea (Guest) on January 17, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Sultan (Guest) on January 16, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 3, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 24, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Makame (Guest) on December 19, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Maneno (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on October 25, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on October 24, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 4, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐