Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!
Explanation: 🎵 The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! 🎶💥 This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 23, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Khalifa (Guest) on December 14, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 2, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 27, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 21, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 17, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 12, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 3, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
James Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 7, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 5, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 3, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 3, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 2, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 26, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Asha (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 25, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Habiba (Guest) on July 31, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
George Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Ahmed (Guest) on July 21, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Jabir (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Leila (Guest) on July 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Azima (Guest) on July 5, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Fadhila (Guest) on June 22, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 22, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
George Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 28, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Zakaria (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Chum (Guest) on May 11, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
John Lissu (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 24, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Maida (Guest) on April 20, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mwanais (Guest) on April 13, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Salma (Guest) on March 29, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 25, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Sekela (Guest) on March 23, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 17, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Nasra (Guest) on March 17, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Shamim (Guest) on March 9, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Shani (Guest) on March 2, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧