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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Chum
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Salma
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
May 17, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Makame
Guest
May 12, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 5, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Husna
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Masika
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Salum
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 26, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
