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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 26, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Jafari
Guest
May 22, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Fadhila
Guest
May 18, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rabia
Guest
May 17, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 8, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 6, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 29, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 24, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 12, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
