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David Nyerere
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Aug 27, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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John Lissu
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Aug 27, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Warda
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Wande
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Makame
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 12, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 4, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Masika
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Kazija
Guest
May 15, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Salum
Guest
May 14, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 13, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Hawa
Guest
May 11, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Furaha
Guest
May 6, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
May 6, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 3, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Majid
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 6, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 11, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 9, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 27, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Azima
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 28, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
