Answer: A Pineapple! π
Explanation: When you cross a pine tree with an apple, you get the hilarious and fruity concoction known as a pineapple! It's like nature's way of playing a delicious prank on us. π²π₯π=π So next time you're craving a tropical treat, just remember that it all started with a mischievous fusion between a tree and a fruit. Enjoy your goofy, pineapple-filled adventures! πππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 15, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Shamsa (Guest) on October 11, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Rahim (Guest) on September 29, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Rehema (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 1, 2021
π Iβm still laughing!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Sarafina (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Binti (Guest) on August 22, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 19, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 17, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 13, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 23, 2021
π Laughing so hard right now!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 21, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 21, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 16, 2021
π That punchline was epic!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 13, 2021
π What a joke!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 11, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 10, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Zakia (Guest) on June 22, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 21, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
John Kamande (Guest) on June 13, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 13, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 11, 2021
π You totally won the internet today!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Juma (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Bakari (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Hekima (Guest) on April 23, 2021
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Nuru (Guest) on April 12, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
John Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 7, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Jamal (Guest) on March 25, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Kiza (Guest) on March 10, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 5, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 2, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Baridi (Guest) on February 28, 2021
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Selemani (Guest) on February 27, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Shamsa (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Yahya (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Kassim (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Rukia (Guest) on February 2, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 31, 2021
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
John Mushi (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 17, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 30, 2020
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ