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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Binti
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 13, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 13, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 11, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 22, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Juma
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 31, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 26, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
