🚗🐘 They both have trunks! 🐘🚗
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. 🤩
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Farida (Guest) on November 7, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 2, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 27, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Salma (Guest) on October 25, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 10, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 29, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 23, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 23, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Hamida (Guest) on September 6, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Khamis (Guest) on September 3, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 17, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 25, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
David Chacha (Guest) on June 23, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Hashim (Guest) on June 16, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Hamida (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 30, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 23, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Shamsa (Guest) on May 21, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 13, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Issa (Guest) on May 1, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Habiba (Guest) on April 11, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Rashid (Guest) on April 8, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 5, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Rashid (Guest) on March 14, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 13, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 3, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 9, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 22, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 19, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Aziza (Guest) on January 6, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Jafari (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 24, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Ahmed (Guest) on November 19, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Kassim (Guest) on November 16, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 11, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Baraka (Guest) on November 8, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Kahina (Guest) on November 6, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 25, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Leila (Guest) on October 24, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻