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Samuel Omondi
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Nov 8, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Farida
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 27, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Salma
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 3, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 30, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 23, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Shamsa
Guest
May 21, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 20, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 13, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 2, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 9, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 11, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 3, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 9, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 6, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 8, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Leila
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
