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Elijah Mutua
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Oct 11, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 18, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 26, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 27, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Chum
Guest
May 16, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 14, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 11, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 7, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 4, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 19, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Shamsa
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 8, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 27, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Salum
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
