Sidebar with Floating Button
AckySHINE 🔁
☰
AckySHINE Logo
1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Huyu mke ni shida!

•
Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
Featured Image

MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".👴😎😎😒
MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.👵😷
MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,"Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?".👴😡
MKE: "Sidiria yetu!!"👙💏
MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. "nipo chumbani , ")👴😷😷
💃💃💃💃💃💃
😂😂😂😂😂😂

AckySHINE Solutions
✨ Join AckySHINE for more features! ✨

Comments 236

Please log in or register to comment or reply.
👥 Mwanahawa Guest Apr 25, 2017
😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!
👥 Monica Nyalandu Guest Apr 3, 2017
😆😅😂
👥 Robert Ndunguru Guest Mar 27, 2017
😆😂😊
👥 John Lissu Guest Mar 11, 2017
😂🤣
👥 Stephen Amollo Guest Feb 9, 2017
Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆
👥 Samuel Omondi Guest Jan 14, 2017
😂🤣😂😅
👥 Mariam Hassan Guest Dec 17, 2016
Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆
👥 Nashon Guest Dec 3, 2016
😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!
👥 Rubea Guest Nov 12, 2016
Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂
👥 Hashim Guest Oct 15, 2016
😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!
👥 Abubakar Guest Oct 7, 2016
Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄
👥 Lydia Mutheu Guest Oct 6, 2016
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
👥 Tambwe Guest Oct 4, 2016
Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌
👥 Leila Guest Sep 14, 2016
Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆
👥 Rose Waithera Guest Sep 5, 2016
Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂
👥 George Wanjala Guest Aug 16, 2016
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
👥 Grace Minja Guest Aug 15, 2016
😄😅👏😂
👥 John Lissu Guest Aug 15, 2016
Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜
👥 Charles Mrope Guest Aug 7, 2016
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆
👥 Nancy Komba Guest Jul 27, 2016
Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅
👥 Daniel Obura Guest Jul 2, 2016
Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂
👥 Tabu Guest Jun 10, 2016
😅 Bado ninacheka!
👥 Jane Muthui Guest May 16, 2016
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏
👥 George Wanjala Guest May 10, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣
👥 Peter Mbise Guest May 1, 2016
Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣
👥 Catherine Mkumbo Guest Apr 30, 2016
😅😂👌😊
👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Apr 10, 2016
🤣😭😆
👥 Moses Kipkemboi Guest Apr 6, 2016
Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣
👥 Ali Guest Apr 6, 2016
😄 Kichekesho gani!
👥 Ruth Mtangi Guest Apr 2, 2016
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏
👥 Monica Nyalandu Guest Mar 8, 2016
Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! 😄😅
👥 John Lissu Guest Jan 24, 2016
Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅
👥 Nancy Komba Guest Dec 28, 2015
Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏
👥 George Wanjala Guest Dec 19, 2015
😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!
👥 Elijah Mutua Guest Dec 14, 2015
🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!
👥 Joy Wacera Guest Nov 24, 2015
😊😂🤣
👥 Peter Mwambui Guest Nov 24, 2015
🤣 Hii imewaka moto!
👥 David Chacha Guest Nov 4, 2015
Huyu alikuwa na point! 😂👌
👥 Benjamin Kibicho Guest Oct 12, 2015
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌
👥 Elizabeth Mrope Guest Oct 4, 2015
Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭
👥 Moses Mwita Guest Sep 28, 2015
😊🤣🔥
👥 Rose Kiwanga Guest Sep 21, 2015
Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍
👥 Elizabeth Mtei Guest Sep 10, 2015
Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊
👥 Catherine Naliaka Guest Aug 28, 2015
Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂
👥 Francis Njeru Guest Aug 12, 2015
Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂
👥 Hashim Guest Aug 11, 2015
Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁
👥 Linda Karimi Guest Aug 9, 2015
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂
👥 Elizabeth Mrope Guest Aug 8, 2015
😄 Kichekesho kamili!
👥 Andrew Odhiambo Guest Jul 14, 2015
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
👥 Peter Mugendi Guest Jul 12, 2015
🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!
👥 Robert Ndunguru Guest Jul 10, 2015
😁 Hii ni dhahabu!
👥 Rose Mwinuka Guest Jul 4, 2015
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
👥 Chris Okello Guest Jul 1, 2015
Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊
👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Apr 26, 2015
Umetisha! 👌😂
👥 Sultan Guest Apr 21, 2015
😆 Hiyo punchline!
👥 Mariam Hassan Guest Apr 10, 2015
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Prev 2 3 4

🔗 Related Posts

Angalia huyu mgonjwa

📄 Angalia huyu mgonjwa

Mngojwa: daktari Nina tatizo la kusahausahau kila dakika.Daktari: hilo tatizo lilianza lini?Mngojwa:...
Read More
Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa

📄 Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa

Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akaf...
Read More
Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

📄 Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti

Dogo kampigia simu baba yake;DOGO: Baba katika zile shilingi laki mbili ulizonipanikalipe ada nimetu...
Read More
Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande

📄 Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande

Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya ...
Read More
Angalia nilivyoingizwa mjini na ujanja wangu wote

📄 Angalia nilivyoingizwa mjini na ujanja wangu wote

Ndio nilikuwa nimeshuka kwenye basi la SAI BABA pale Ubungo, nina Begi kubwa Mgongoni na begi Dogo l...
Read More
Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga

📄 Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga

Vijana mkiwa mnaendesha magari mna post mukiwa mpo beach mna post mkiwa kwenye masherehe mna post La...
Read More
Walevi wana Mambo! Angalia wanachokisema

📄 Walevi wana Mambo! Angalia wanachokisema

WALEVI WAWILI KATIKA MAZUNGUMZO YAOMLEVI 1 hivi rafiki yangu china ni mbali kweliMLEVI 2 sidhani mbo...
Read More
Angalia nilichomjibu huyu kuhusu kabila langu

📄 Angalia nilichomjibu huyu kuhusu kabila langu

Kuna mtu kanikera et nmemkubalia urafiki Leo tu Facebook anataka kujua kabila languBac akajifanya mj...
Read More
Soma alichokisema mlevi baada ya kukuta watu wakimpiga mwizi

📄 Soma alichokisema mlevi baada ya kukuta watu wakimpiga mwizi

Mlevi mmoja aliona wananchi wakipiga mwizi akawaambia "mwacheni msimpige, hii tabia yenu ya kupiga w...
Read More
Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii

📄 Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii

Unaomba namba ya simu ya mdada af anakunyima ila unalazimisha akupe anaona kuliko muendelee kuongea ...
Read More
Wazo la asubuh - penzi la kuku

📄 Wazo la asubuh - penzi la kuku

Wazo la asubui🙈Penzi la kuku sekunde 2 ila vifaranga kibao.Lakini binadamu masaa kibao mtoto 1 au 2....
Read More
Tofauti kati ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo mwanamme anapotoka kuoga

📄 Tofauti kati ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo mwanamme anapotoka kuoga

Tofauti ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo pale ambapo Mwanaume wake atokapo kuoga.Binti wa Kiz...
Read More
📖 Explore More Articles ✍🏻 Re-Write Articles
🏠 Home 📖 Reading 🖼️ Gallery 💬 AI Chat 📘 About