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Emily Chepngeno
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Oct 25, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Makame
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Issack
Guest
May 29, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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David Chacha
Guest
May 20, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 19, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 19, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 5, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Issack
Guest
May 3, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Amina
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Juma
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Maida
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
