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Stephen Amollo
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Oct 26, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Husna
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Daudi
Guest
May 16, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 8, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Warda
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Majid
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
