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Majibu ya mkato ya kuchekesha Kutoka Kenya

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Njeri: Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine kama Chinese wamejenga ingine.

Odhis: Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis: Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger: Shukisha dere.
Makanga: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga: Basi shuka upande fridge

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👥 Mjaka Guest Oct 18, 2019
Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂
👥 Kenneth Murithi Guest Oct 13, 2019
Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😆
👥 Lydia Wanyama Guest Sep 20, 2019
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏
👥 Victor Sokoine Guest Sep 16, 2019
😂😆
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👥 Issack Guest Aug 17, 2019
Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰
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Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅
👥 Carol Nyakio Guest Jul 15, 2019
😂😅
👥 Victor Malima Guest Jul 6, 2019
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👥 Francis Mtangi Guest Jun 24, 2019
Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂
👥 Ndoto Guest Jun 24, 2019
😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!
👥 Patrick Kidata Guest Jun 21, 2019
Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍
👥 Victor Kimario Guest Jun 11, 2019
Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆
👥 Victor Malima Guest Jun 2, 2019
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌
👥 Francis Mtangi Guest May 28, 2019
😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!
👥 Patrick Kidata Guest May 24, 2019
Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊
👥 Umi Guest May 24, 2019
Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sana—imebamba! 🤣
👥 Anna Sumari Guest Apr 26, 2019
🤣🤣👏😆
👥 Francis Njeru Guest Apr 4, 2019
Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂
👥 Mzee Guest Mar 31, 2019
Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆
👥 Lydia Mutheu Guest Mar 22, 2019
Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! 😆
👥 Stephen Malecela Guest Mar 17, 2019
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅
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👥 Charles Mboje Guest Dec 23, 2018
Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅
👥 Hekima Guest Nov 22, 2018
😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!
👥 Rose Kiwanga Guest Nov 14, 2018
😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!
👥 Baridi Guest Nov 14, 2018
😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!
👥 Zakaria Guest Nov 6, 2018
😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!
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😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!
👥 Mchuma Guest Oct 10, 2018
😂 Ninashiriki mara moja!
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😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
👥 Agnes Lowassa Guest Sep 22, 2018
Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌
👥 Charles Mchome Guest Sep 18, 2018
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆
👥 Paul Ndomba Guest Aug 19, 2018
🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!
👥 Ann Wambui Guest Aug 1, 2018
😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!
👥 Grace Mligo Guest Jul 26, 2018
Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣
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Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂
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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅
👥 Moses Mwita Guest May 26, 2018
😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!
👥 Simon Kiprono Guest Apr 18, 2018
Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂
👥 Mwajuma Guest Apr 8, 2018
🤣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!
👥 Samuel Were Guest Mar 23, 2018
😂 Kali sana!
👥 Ann Wambui Guest Mar 15, 2018
Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣
👥 Andrew Mchome Guest Mar 4, 2018
Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂
👥 Josephine Nduta Guest Feb 26, 2018
Umetisha! 👌😂
👥 Mwajabu Guest Feb 24, 2018
😄 Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!
👥 Josephine Nduta Guest Feb 14, 2018
Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂
👥 Isaac Kiptoo Guest Feb 1, 2018
Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣
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😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!
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😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!
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👥 Lucy Wangui Guest Oct 9, 2017
Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅
👥 Mwanakhamis Guest Oct 1, 2017
Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯
👥 Kazija Guest Sep 1, 2017
🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!
👥 Vincent Mwangangi Guest Aug 6, 2017
😆 Naihifadhi hii!
👥 Sarah Karani Guest Jul 1, 2017
😂 Hii ni kali sana!
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