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Angalia alichojibu huyu mwanafunzi, Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu wake ungemfanyaje?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Mwanafunz alikuwa kila siku anachelewa shule, na kila siku alikuwa anachapwa, basi siku moja mwalimu akaona ngoja amuulize.

Mwalimu: Mbona unachelewa kila siku?
Mwanafunzi: Nakaa mbali mwalimu
Mwalimu: (huku ana hasira akauliza)Mbali mbinguni?
Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbele😂😂😂😂😂

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