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Moses Kipkemboi
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Nov 19, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Nov 17, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Majid
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Nov 13, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Husna
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Miriam Mchome
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Oct 23, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mustafa
Guest
May 18, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 12, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 12, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Binti
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Juma
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Masika
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Stephen Amollo
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Jan 22, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Ramadhan
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Dec 30, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
