Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Umi (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 11, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 5, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Rahim (Guest) on July 3, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Issa (Guest) on June 13, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Chum (Guest) on June 10, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 9, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 6, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Zubeida (Guest) on May 22, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 12, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 10, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 8, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Fikiri (Guest) on May 7, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 28, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 25, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 25, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 23, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 18, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 9, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 30, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 25, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 7, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Ali (Guest) on March 7, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Mohamed (Guest) on March 5, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Jamal (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Daudi (Guest) on February 20, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 19, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Amani (Guest) on February 17, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 6, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Maulid (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Kiza (Guest) on January 21, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Arifa (Guest) on January 21, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 12, 2023
😅 I needed that!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 8, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 23, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 12, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 27, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 16, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Josephine (Guest) on September 27, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Mchuma (Guest) on September 11, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴