Mummies love rap music! ๐ค๐ฅ
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ๐๐บ๐ฅ
Umi (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 11, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 5, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on July 3, 2023
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on June 13, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Chum (Guest) on June 10, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 6, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Zubeida (Guest) on May 22, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 12, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 10, 2023
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 8, 2023
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Fikiri (Guest) on May 7, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 25, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 25, 2023
๐ Nailed it!
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 23, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 18, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 9, 2023
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 25, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 7, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on March 7, 2023
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Mohamed (Guest) on March 5, 2023
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Daudi (Guest) on February 20, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 19, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Amani (Guest) on February 17, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 6, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Maulid (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Kiza (Guest) on January 21, 2023
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Arifa (Guest) on January 21, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 12, 2023
๐ I needed that!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 8, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 23, 2022
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 12, 2022
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 27, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 16, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Josephine (Guest) on September 27, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Mchuma (Guest) on September 11, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Juma (Guest) on September 10, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด