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Miriam Mchome
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Oct 29, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Leila
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 30, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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James Mduma
Guest
May 25, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 6, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Amani
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Masika
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Salma
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Raha
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
