Sidebar with Floating Button
AckySHINE 🔁
☰
AckySHINE Logo
1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE

Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

•
Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
Featured Image
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care.. BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque GIRL: Baby u are awesome… BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula…. GIRL: Enhee…na sisi?? BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives GIRL: Baby I love you BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko?? BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
AckySHINE Solutions
✨ Join AckySHINE for more features! ✨

Comments 236

Please log in or register to comment or reply.
👥 Samson Tibaijuka Guest Dec 15, 2021
😂😂
👥 Emily Chepngeno Guest Nov 20, 2021
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊
👥 Joseph Njoroge Guest Nov 8, 2021
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅
👥 Mchuma Guest Oct 28, 2021
Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌
👥 Maida Guest Oct 15, 2021
Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
👥 Samuel Omondi Guest Sep 25, 2021
🤣🔥😊
👥 Kassim Guest Sep 4, 2021
🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!
👥 Charles Mrope Guest Aug 29, 2021
Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣
👥 Mariam Kawawa Guest Aug 2, 2021
Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆
👥 Zuhura Guest Jul 31, 2021
Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! 🎉
👥 Edward Lowassa Guest Jul 26, 2021
Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆
👥 Jane Muthui Guest Jul 20, 2021
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
👥 Mjaka Guest Jul 13, 2021
😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!
👥 Jane Muthui Guest Jul 4, 2021
Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊
👥 Nahida Guest Jun 29, 2021
🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!
👥 Victor Kamau Guest Jun 24, 2021
Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌
👥 Isaac Kiptoo Guest Jun 18, 2021
😄😅👏😂
👥 Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Jun 11, 2021
Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂
👥 Khamis Guest Jun 8, 2021
Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣
👥 John Lissu Guest May 10, 2021
Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌
👥 Sarah Mbise Guest May 3, 2021
Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂
👥 Peter Mugendi Guest Apr 13, 2021
😂👌😆😊
👥 Binti Guest Apr 2, 2021
Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰
👥 Edith Cherotich Guest Mar 24, 2021
Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆
👥 Agnes Lowassa Guest Mar 21, 2021
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏
👥 Joseph Mallya Guest Mar 17, 2021
Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄
👥 Nassor Guest Mar 13, 2021
😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!
👥 Alex Nyamweya Guest Mar 7, 2021
🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!
👥 Josephine Nduta Guest Feb 16, 2021
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏
👥 Ann Awino Guest Feb 2, 2021
Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂
👥 Ann Wambui Guest Jan 13, 2021
Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭
👥 Emily Chepngeno Guest Jan 7, 2021
Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂
👥 Janet Mbithe Guest Dec 11, 2020
😂👌
👥 George Ndungu Guest Dec 9, 2020
😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
👥 Dorothy Nkya Guest Dec 3, 2020
😆 Hiyo punchline!
👥 Tambwe Guest Nov 2, 2020
Asante Ackyshine
👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Oct 20, 2020
😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!
👥 Patrick Akech Guest Oct 8, 2020
Umesema kweli! 👌😂
👥 Janet Mbithe Guest Sep 9, 2020
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂
👥 Mazrui Guest Sep 6, 2020
🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!
👥 Martin Otieno Guest Sep 5, 2020
Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣
👥 David Chacha Guest Sep 2, 2020
Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊
👥 John Mushi Guest Aug 30, 2020
Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭
👥 Safiya Guest Aug 4, 2020
🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!
👥 Philip Nyaga Guest Jul 23, 2020
Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆
👥 James Mduma Guest Jul 14, 2020
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂
👥 Hashim Guest Jul 4, 2020
🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!
👥 Sarah Achieng Guest May 13, 2020
Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂
👥 Rose Mwinuka Guest Apr 22, 2020
Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣
👥 Emily Chepngeno Guest Apr 10, 2020
😂 Hii ni kali sana!
👥 Alice Mrema Guest Apr 7, 2020
Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! 👏🤣
👥 Nora Lowassa Guest Apr 2, 2020
😆😅😂
👥 Jane Malecela Guest Apr 1, 2020
🤣🤣😄😆
👥 Grace Mushi Guest Mar 31, 2020
Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂
👥 Elijah Mutua Guest Mar 30, 2020
Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆
👥 Joy Wacera Guest Mar 23, 2020
Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄
👥 Bahati Guest Mar 21, 2020
Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃
👥 Daudi Guest Mar 20, 2020
😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!
👥 Issa Guest Mar 16, 2020
😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!
👥 Carol Nyakio Guest Jan 18, 2020
Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆
Prev 1 2 3 4 Last

🔗 Related Posts

Alichokisema mwizi baada ya kushinda bahati nasibu

📄 Alichokisema mwizi baada ya kushinda bahati nasibu

Hapa mtaani kuna mwizi sugu ameshinda mil.10 za bahati nasibu ??.Alipoulizwa atafanya nini na hela n...
Read More
Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala

📄 Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala

Mzee mmoja alipanda Gari Stend;Wakati wa kugombania Siti,Akaibiwa Nauli.Akasimama katikati ya Gari-A...
Read More
Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

📄 Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.Chizi wa kwanza akasema:ndege ile itakua im...
Read More
Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya

📄 Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et"NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE MKAPIME"Saizi nipo apa kwa fundi...
Read More
Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga

📄 Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga

Mchaga baada ya kufa akaulizwa na malaika anayetoa roho: Mangi hapa ni njiapanda kulia ni Mbinguni n...
Read More
Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo

📄 Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo

😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUODemu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Za...
Read More
Cheki hiki kibabu kulivyowaacha watu hoi wakati mchungaji anafungisha ndoa

📄 Cheki hiki kibabu kulivyowaacha watu hoi wakati mchungaji anafungisha ndoa

Mchungaji Kauliza: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje mbele.Mara kasimama k...
Read More
Jambo la kufanya ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni

📄 Jambo la kufanya ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni

Fanya hiviUkitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni mwambie "NAOMBA CM YAKO NIWASHE TOCHI TAA IMEUNGUA"...
Read More
Mchaga aliyemshangaza Mungu

📄 Mchaga aliyemshangaza Mungu

Mchungaji anawaambia waumini: Fanya jambo moja la kumshangaza Mungu… Dakika mbili nyingi Mchaga akak...
Read More
Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi

📄 Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi

*Hadith ya Shemdoe na Mwalimu wa English:**Teacher:* `Who is a pharmacist?`*Shemdoe:* 👆🏿 _(raised up...
Read More
Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?

📄 Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?

Google alisema : mimi nina kila kituFacebook ikasema : mimi najua watu woteWhatsapp akasema : mimi n...
Read More
Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa

📄 Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa

Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlan...
Read More
📖 Explore More Articles ✍🏻 Re-Write Articles
🏠 Home 📖 Reading 🖼️ Gallery 💬 AI Chat 📘 About