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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Where do polar bears vote?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻

Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄

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👥 Maulid Guest Feb 24, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

👥 Mwafirika Guest Feb 8, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

👥 David Musyoka Guest Feb 8, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

👥 George Wanjala Guest Feb 7, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

👥 Khatib Guest Jan 24, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

👥 Zainab Guest Jan 22, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

👥 Mchuma Guest Jan 20, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

👥 Abdillah Guest Jan 16, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

👥 Elizabeth Mrema Guest Jan 15, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

👥 Nancy Kabura Guest Jan 5, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

👥 Mchuma Guest Jan 5, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

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