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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What time is it when you have a toothache?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷

Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.

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