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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What do you call a fish with no eye?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄

Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.

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