Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐ฅ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Baraka (Guest) on March 19, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Jamila (Guest) on March 4, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 25, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 15, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 7, 2015
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Nyota (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 25, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Rehema (Guest) on January 3, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ