Why was the turkey arrested?

Khalifa (Guest) on April 18, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 9, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Kassim (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Omar (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rabia (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 23, 2016

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 10, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 25, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 20, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 12, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Tambwe (Guest) on February 9, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Abubakar (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 22, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mohamed (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 3, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

David Chacha (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Hashim (Guest) on November 9, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Maimuna (Guest) on November 1, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 24, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on October 23, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 10, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 2, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Zakia (Guest) on September 20, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 11, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 31, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Sofia (Guest) on August 31, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 8, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 1, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 24, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nahida (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nchi (Guest) on July 6, 2015

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Chum (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 17, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 21, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Wande (Guest) on April 20, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻