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Salma
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May 8, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 6, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Chum
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Amani
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Issack
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Binti
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Binti
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Amina
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Wande
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
