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Ann Awino
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Mar 5, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Mar 4, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Omar
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 11, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 9, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Ahmed
Guest
May 8, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 5, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 8, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
