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Mwanahawa
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Feb 20, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Wilson Ombati
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Feb 20, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Baridi
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Jan 27, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Rose Amukowa
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Jan 15, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Robert Okello
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Jan 10, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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John Malisa
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Jan 3, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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George Ndungu
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Dec 31, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Grace Majaliwa
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Dec 27, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Kheri
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Dec 25, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Nov 8, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Maneno
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Nov 6, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mary Mrope
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Nov 3, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Shani
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Oct 29, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Janet Sumari
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Oct 18, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Alex Nyamweya
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Sep 27, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Lydia Mahiga
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Sep 20, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Fatuma
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Sep 19, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Omari
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Ibrahim
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Sep 5, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rashid
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Aug 22, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jul 26, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rabia
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Jul 12, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Nancy Akumu
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Jul 8, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Saidi
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Jul 8, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Susan Wangari
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Jul 5, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Esther Nyambura
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Jun 28, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Daniel Obura
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Jun 21, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Rose Amukowa
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Jun 12, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 3, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
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May 30, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Grace Minja
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May 29, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 18, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Grace Mushi
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May 14, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Peter Tibaijuka
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May 10, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Anna Mchome
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May 9, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Safiya
Guest
May 5, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Victor Sokoine
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Mar 29, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Omar
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Mar 27, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Peter Mwambui
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Mar 26, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Daudi
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Mar 25, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mariam
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Mar 23, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Kevin Maina
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Mar 1, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Joyce Mussa
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Feb 16, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Brian Karanja
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Feb 13, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
