Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 20, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 20, 2016
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 16, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Baridi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
John Malisa (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 31, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Kheri (Guest) on December 25, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Maneno (Guest) on November 6, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Shani (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 18, 2015
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Khamis (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 27, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Bahati (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Omari (Guest) on September 5, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Rashid (Guest) on August 22, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on August 22, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 29, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 26, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Rabia (Guest) on July 12, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Saidi (Guest) on July 8, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 30, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 18, 2015
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 14, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2015
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Safiya (Guest) on May 5, 2015
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Shamsa (Guest) on April 23, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 14, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mariam (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on April 6, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 1, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2015
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Omar (Guest) on March 27, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 26, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Daudi (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Mariam (Guest) on March 23, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 1, 2015
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 16, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ