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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Makame
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Shani
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Furaha
Guest
May 30, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 30, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 25, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 22, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 14, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 14, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 6, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Shabani
Guest
May 2, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Farida
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Masika
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
