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Salum
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Sep 17, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 13, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sarafina
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Sep 10, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Khadija
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Sep 10, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Patrick Kidata
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Sep 3, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mtumwa
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Aug 31, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Alice Jebet
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Aug 9, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Henry Mollel
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Aug 6, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Anna Mahiga
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Jul 28, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jun 23, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Warda
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Amina
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 21, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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David Nyerere
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Apr 10, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mercy Atieno
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Mar 20, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Leila
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Issa
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Jan 13, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Fikiri
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Dec 21, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Masika
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Dec 18, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Joyce Mussa
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Dec 14, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rubea
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Dec 12, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Lucy Wangui
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Nov 26, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarah Karani
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Nov 24, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwakisu
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Nov 2, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Anna Malela
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Oct 31, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Benjamin Masanja
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Oct 29, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwanajuma
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Oct 29, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nora Lowassa
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Oct 27, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Ann Awino
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Oct 24, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Esther Nyambura
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Oct 17, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Peter Mugendi
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Oct 16, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Oct 14, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Thomas Mtaki
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Oct 4, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Maida
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Amani
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Aug 19, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Safiya
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Aug 18, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Alice Mwikali
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Aug 15, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
