Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Warda (Guest) on September 23, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 18, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
James Mduma (Guest) on August 16, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Fadhila (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 25, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 12, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Kahina (Guest) on June 4, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 3, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 2, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 16, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Maida (Guest) on May 16, 2024
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 11, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 10, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 7, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 28, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 25, 2024
😄 You got me good!
Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Mohamed (Guest) on April 17, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Asha (Guest) on April 8, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 13, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
Fikiri (Guest) on March 12, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 9, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 23, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mjaka (Guest) on February 14, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 30, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Zakia (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Rukia (Guest) on January 28, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 25, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
John Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Jamila (Guest) on January 22, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
James Malima (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 11, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Ahmed (Guest) on December 25, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 25, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Zakaria (Guest) on December 19, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
Amani (Guest) on November 29, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 5, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 4, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 20, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Salum (Guest) on October 13, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mustafa (Guest) on October 11, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 9, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 4, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 17, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 9, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 2, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mchuma (Guest) on September 1, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Sekela (Guest) on September 1, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 15, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣