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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 22, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 11, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Chris Okello
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Aug 25, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
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Aug 13, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Wande
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 31, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Chiku
Guest
May 31, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Rashid
Guest
May 30, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Rashid
Guest
May 14, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 13, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 2, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Amir
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
