Warning: Undefined variable $user_id in /home/ackyshine/mobile/sidebar.php on line 36
Sidebar with Floating Button
AckySHINE πŸ”
☰
AckyShine

Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
Featured Image

😎 Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje,

Si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, 'We nani?', Jamaa akajibu, 'Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa'. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

*Mniache mimi sipendi Ujinga Ujinga πŸƒοΏ½πŸƒοΏ½πŸƒοΏ½πŸƒ

AckySHINE Solutions

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 18, 2024

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Hekima (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 23, 2024

Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! πŸ˜ƒ

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 11, 2024

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 25, 2024

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 28, 2024

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2024

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 9, 2024

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 1, 2024

πŸ˜„ Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 29, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

David Chacha (Guest) on December 12, 2023

πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜Š

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 7, 2023

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2023

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 15, 2023

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Asha (Guest) on October 21, 2023

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 16, 2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Yusuf (Guest) on October 10, 2023

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 25, 2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2023

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 10, 2023

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 9, 2023

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

John Mushi (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Fadhili (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 27, 2023

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Nasra (Guest) on May 11, 2023

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 3, 2023

😊🀣πŸ”₯

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🀣🀣

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 17, 2023

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 11, 2023

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 6, 2023

🀣πŸ”₯😊

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Saidi (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Zakia (Guest) on February 16, 2023

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 14, 2023

πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2022

Hii imenikuna sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 4, 2022

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Hii ni kali sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 30, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Halimah (Guest) on July 3, 2022

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 1, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Mchawi (Guest) on June 24, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 17, 2022

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Related Posts

Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga

Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga

Vijana mkiwa mnaendesha magari mna post mukiwa mpo beach mna post mkiwa kwenye masherehe mna pos... Read More

Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza

Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza

Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?... Read More

Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na si... Read More

Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza... Read More

Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga

Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga

Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ... Read More
Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass

Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass

Badala yakupika PILAU tutapika TAMBI kwenye Xmas maana tutakua tumeokoa sh.15,000/= Vitunguu swa... Read More

Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when ... Read More
Duh! Hii sababu ya huyu mwanaume kulewa ni shida

Duh! Hii sababu ya huyu mwanaume kulewa ni shida

πŸ‘§: "Mpenzi, nakuomba uache kulewa"

πŸ‘¨: "poa, na wewe acha ... Read More

Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦

Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦

At the bank..

Teller: Hii pesa ni fake

Mkaka: Shida iko wapi..pesa ni yangu..acc... Read More

Sitasahau mwaka huu

Sitasahau mwaka huu

Sitasahau mwaka ule ambapo nilipeleka barua ya maombi yangu ya kazi kwenye kampuni moja ... Read More

Mambo ya kijijini haya!

Mambo ya kijijini haya!

Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka k... Read More

Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu

Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu

Jamani punguzeni pombe,kuna jirani yangu amerudi amelewa sasa nachungulia dirishani naona anagong... Read More