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What do you give a sick lemon?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you give a sick lemon?
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Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄

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Andrew Mchome2022-04-05 15:36:49
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Fatuma2022-04-01 10:59:36
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Fredrick Mutiso2022-03-31 17:13:26
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Frank Macha2022-03-19 20:20:28
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Abubakari2022-03-17 11:10:56
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanahawa2022-03-09 16:53:15
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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Kenneth Murithi2022-02-26 06:34:50
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Samuel Omondi2022-01-29 20:37:13
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mary Sokoine2022-01-25 16:34:44
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Esther Nyambura2022-01-13 14:51:08
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Amir2022-01-13 10:03:59
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Margaret Mahiga2022-01-09 01:04:01
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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Emily Chepngeno2022-01-04 12:22:34
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Mwakisu2021-12-30 17:12:44
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Philip Nyaga2021-12-26 23:56:45
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Juma2021-12-26 01:26:25
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Stephen Kikwete2021-12-25 16:04:02
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rehema2021-12-24 01:07:24
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Nassar2021-12-23 19:58:27
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Paul Ndomba2021-12-17 12:12:48
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