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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Kassim2022-07-01 01:05:01

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Janet Mwikali2022-06-20 21:41:26

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Stephen Malecela2022-06-14 15:28:31

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Janet Mwikali2022-06-06 00:45:36

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Tambwe2022-05-29 19:37:05

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Zakaria2022-05-27 11:24:06

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lydia Mzindakaya2022-05-14 18:09:26

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Thomas Mwakalindile2022-05-14 10:28:33

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Isaac Kiptoo2022-05-09 09:56:43

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rose Lowassa2022-05-03 07:53:41

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Thomas Mtaki2022-04-25 00:09:10

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zakaria2022-04-24 23:51:54

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Betty Kimaro2022-04-21 09:40:26

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

John Malisa2022-04-05 18:22:44

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Makame2022-03-29 03:37:37

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rose Waithera2022-03-26 20:08:57

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Anna Kibwana2022-03-24 01:32:30

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rahma2022-03-17 05:27:59

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Janet Mwikali2022-03-05 08:34:42

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Alice Wanjiru2022-02-21 13:39:05

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

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