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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: A Pineapple! 🍍

Explanation: When you cross a pine tree with an apple, you get the hilarious and fruity concoction known as a pineapple! It's like nature's way of playing a delicious prank on us. 🌲💥🍏=🍍 So next time you're craving a tropical treat, just remember that it all started with a mischievous fusion between a tree and a fruit. Enjoy your goofy, pineapple-filled adventures! 🎉😄🍍

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Alice Jebet2022-12-21 02:36:13

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

John Lissu2022-12-18 07:31:52

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Martin Otieno2022-12-13 18:40:05

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Sarah Achieng2022-12-12 03:31:03

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jackson Makori2022-11-28 21:54:28

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Tabitha Okumu2022-11-27 09:38:37

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Lydia Wanyama2022-11-27 05:19:27

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Edward Chepkoech2022-11-24 00:04:11

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ruth Wanjiku2022-11-03 22:18:39

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Khatib2022-10-30 17:16:19

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joyce Nkya2022-10-22 04:42:32

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Elizabeth Mrope2022-10-21 01:28:20

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Samson Mahiga2022-10-18 23:05:03

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki2022-10-08 20:36:40

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Frank Sokoine2022-10-01 12:46:01

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nuru2022-09-27 20:03:40

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Halimah2022-09-18 16:58:23

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Maneno2022-09-08 16:19:44

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Kheri2022-08-29 10:11:15

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Anthony Kariuki2022-08-18 01:59:58

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

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