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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:04💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!

Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️

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Charles Mrope2023-02-11 06:22:27
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Frank Macha2023-02-09 10:12:21
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Nassar2023-02-08 13:46:28
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mariam2023-01-30 20:21:35
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Zulekha2023-01-28 11:49:03
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mtumwa2023-01-28 08:23:53
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Binti2023-01-26 00:41:39
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Azima2023-01-23 17:36:37
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Kijakazi2023-01-18 14:04:36
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Samuel Omondi2023-01-16 08:02:50
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Monica Nyalandu2023-01-06 15:21:07
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Susan Wangari2023-01-05 05:22:58
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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Joyce Mussa2023-01-02 14:09:44
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Nuru2022-12-27 02:11:45
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Chum2022-12-20 14:23:30
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Shani2022-12-16 15:46:24
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mwagonda2022-12-11 10:13:53
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Wilson Ombati2022-12-10 22:10:29
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Maida2022-12-09 11:20:47
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Sumaya2022-11-22 21:15:30
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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