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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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George Mallya2023-03-11 07:23:47
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zakaria2023-03-04 00:39:26
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Abdillah2023-02-28 21:37:05
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Amir2023-02-10 15:25:13
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️
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Monica Nyalandu2023-02-02 23:15:16
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Mashaka2023-01-27 05:07:57
Thanks Ackyshine
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Dorothy Nkya2023-01-23 20:57:55
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Tambwe2023-01-14 05:36:38
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Grace Mushi2023-01-04 18:11:42
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Charles Mrope2022-12-17 04:33:25
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Agnes Lowassa2022-12-15 11:42:31
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Mary Njeri2022-12-13 06:20:24
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ramadhan2022-12-03 09:40:55
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Charles Wafula2022-11-30 09:53:35
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Baridi2022-11-21 21:45:47
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡
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Ruth Wanjiku2022-11-21 09:38:43
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Omar2022-11-13 13:29:50
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Diana Mallya2022-11-10 15:30:14
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Francis Mrope2022-11-09 18:36:35
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Andrew Odhiambo2022-10-24 06:54:48
😁 This just made my day!
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