What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Halima2023-02-27 07:51:46
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Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š
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πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Patrick Akech2022-12-07 01:16:42
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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